That moment when you haven’t seen your bestfriend in forever
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I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO. LETS IMMEDIATELY MAKE ONE THOUSAND BABIES AND BUY A GREAT BIG HOUSE IN A REALLY BORING NEIGHBORHOOD MILES AWAY FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THE CHILDREN CAN PLAY ALL DAY WHILE YOU COOK AND CLEAN AND TEACH THEM IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS.
UM, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO TO PARIS AND HAVE AN ADVENTURE WHILE WE’RE STILL YOUNG-
OH! AND I CAN FINALLY LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, SINCE YOU’LL BE TIRED AT NIGHT FROM ALL THE CLEANING AND COOKING AND CHILDBEARING AND STUFF.
That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers?
MURDER.
Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder.
ARSON.
Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else.
THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY.
You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!
Trying to be serious with your friend
Expectation:
Reality:
(Source: sem-hora)
When you come up with a good comeback
and the class is like:
and you’re just sitting there with some much power like:
and the bitch is like:
(Source: crazy-ass-zebraas)
